sparkled

when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle

Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man

by TheCheesestick February 10, 2024

Spoinkled

Majorly shocked or surprised, usually as being given outrageously false information by a friend or family member.

Man, Jessica totally spoinkled me yesterday. She told me Joe Biden had made a suicide pact with Donald Trump!

by NickelHeart May 13, 2024

Spanked

Extremely exhausted, not able to do anything at all.

Bro 1: You bro you playin *game* tonight?
Bro 2: nah dog, I’m lowkey spanked.

by myguyandrew May 23, 2024

spanklet

The blanket you use to wipe up cum

"baby please grab my spanklet"

by Pvtinthebutt November 26, 2024

Scrankles

When a woman of a certain age, develops ankles that resemble a scrotal sacks.

Her sketchers are tight. But the scrankles ruin it.

by D13n January 4, 2025

Shrinkled

Shrunken and wrinkled

“Gee, that guy is shrinkled.”
“Yep. He is old shrivelled, wrinkled and shrunken.”

by Vee Mac May 24, 2025

Sprackle gacked

It is the next level up from being tracked. High as a kite.

Joe is absolutely sprackle gacked!

by Ebola squad September 16, 2025