Spooky sex 

When you have intercourse within and or around a cemetery

Guy:"babe you finna have some spooky sex today?"
Girl:" yeah sure what cemetery tonite though"

Spooky sex by Shay.x October 18, 2018

Spooky Kids 

Adolescent children of middle class upbringing with nothing to rebel against, dressing in all black with useless zippers and heavy eye makeup (males included). Spooky Kids can be seen being dropped off at the mall via minivan and congregating in front of the Hot Topic.

Spooky Kids are the next link in the evolutionary chain of losers. Once known as “Goths”, Spooky Kids are separated from the Goths by musical taste. Moving from black metal bands like Venom and Obituary, they can be heard listening to Emo and Emo-Core.

"Band geeks are too easy, lets beat the crap out of the Spooky Kids!"

Spooky Kids by The Rev. Jeremy J. April 21, 2008

spooky dust 

imaginary dust sprinkled on something to give it a not so good outcome.

imaginary sprinkling of dust into Sabrina's pool pocket so she misses here shot. or spooky dust her bowling ball so she doesn't get a strike. never ever spooky dust wife! in any event! ...ever.

spooky dust by niminu September 12, 2010

Spooky Sock 

an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)

Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.

Owen: Ya?

Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...

Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?

Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..

Owen: lol

Spooky Sock by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010

Spooky Retarded 

When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.

Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds

Spooky Retarded by Shenanigans25 June 1, 2011

spooky scary skeletal system

Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column

Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!

spooky scary skeletal system by CheesyChasay November 15, 2018

Spooky Stork 

The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.

Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Spooky Stork by O' Chungus November 19, 2022