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spintereschelling

Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.
"Man, That was a spintereschelling video game."
by Ellynator VanDoom November 10, 2008
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sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.
by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009
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Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.
Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis
by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010
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, sphincter

I was walking down the sidewalk, sphincter then bam horse rape!
by Poopstain@yahoo.com March 15, 2015
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Cerebral Sphincter

The valve at the base of the brain that restricts or allows thoughts to become words. The Cerebral Sphincter is undeveloped in small children and also in idiots.
Older sister, "MOM!! Sissy just tole that lady that she was a Fatty!!" Mom, "It's ok honey, Sissy's Cerebral Sphincter isn't fully formed yet."

That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.
by Wordmeister Brew August 22, 2011
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Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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Sphincter Flutter

The expulsion of intestinal gas that causes one's sphincter to vibrate thereby causeing an audible sound. Also see Fart.
Newt consumed massive amounts of Hot Wings and produced a magninfcent amount of sphincter flutter.
by Yuri Pendorov June 11, 2005
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