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West Virginia Smelling Salts 

West Virginia Smelling Salts: While completely focused on eating your girl’s pussy from behind doggy style, she farts directly into your nose.
Tim was shocked while eating his girlfriend pussy when she let loose with West Virginia Smelling Salts.

smelling onions 

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.
as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."
smelling onions by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

selling sugar 

To prostitute oneself; to sell one's 'sugar' for money.
You better not fall in love with her.. that girl's selling sugar at some sleazy street corner every chance she gets.
selling sugar by sibba March 30, 2009

selling out the colonies 

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)
Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

Selling Matches 

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.
"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"
Selling Matches by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

smelling my drawers 

If I ever labeled it important to the culture I was feeling myself I was smelling my drawers
smelling my drawers by thektk July 31, 2018