Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs
Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.
by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018
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Spaghetti Man

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!
by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006
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spaghetti arms

really ridiculously skinny arms, often associated with someone who uses their arms in their profession, such as basketball referee.
"wow that referee has some serious spaghetti arms, it must be Katie Potts!"
by old man mcmuffin June 13, 2013
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spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.
If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?
by Dr. Spaghetti September 21, 2010
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spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.
1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."
by wolfbert August 30, 2009
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Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.
Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.
by Brisk June 16, 2004
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spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny
Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019
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