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Cummy Socks 

Socks used to ejaculate into that are now crusty from dried-cum.
I accidentally put on cummy socks this morning getting ready for work!
Cummy Socks by johnny_cumsocks August 6, 2011

super soak 

Man, when i was banging that girl last night, I stepped back and super soaked that ho!
super soak by jake. October 22, 2007

tube socks 

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!
OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~
tube socks by tessasarah January 10, 2009

Nice Socks 

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
Nice Socks by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

socks for Christmas 

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

Soak and toke

Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).

Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!
(texting)
Kevin: brb I'm going to soak and toke.

Caton: WTF?
Soak and toke by Kwoodhead October 6, 2011