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gerbil stuffing

see entry for feltching re "inserting live rodent". It is considered my many that this is the correct term and that calling it feltching is a mistake.
by Keith November 17, 2006
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seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up
"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"
by justlykethis September 18, 2013
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Smuffling

To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.
"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."
by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009
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shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.
Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.
by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008
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Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.
He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.
by ML-lol October 8, 2011
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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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Shuffling

Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.

It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"

2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin May 18, 2011
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