When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!
by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024
The snow is snowmanable.
by rabidmutt December 26, 2010
adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.
Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
by KamiChan January 16, 2012
by SilentSoap December 16, 2023
by The wizard of lizard December 22, 2013
The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.
I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman
by Kinger13 November 22, 2022
by DarthBombad May 03, 2024