The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Skunk meat

A slang work for a woman's stinky pussy, or pussy in general.

I'm going to get me some skunk meat tonite.

by LonghornMM February 23, 2009

skucks

Really cool.

I like your shoes. Those shoes are skucks.

by Mooseymoosemoose November 16, 2010

skunk lap

when one must run a naked lap in beer pong due to the fact that the other team ended the game w/o having to drink any cups.

dude those chicks are doing a skunk lap.... grab a camera

by naptownbp October 19, 2006

skunk stripe

When your first gray hairs are in a small patch right on the front of your head. Usually located more to one side or the other. If you have long hair, especially darker hair, it resembles the stripe down a skunk's tail.

Cassie decided to dye her skunk stripe hot pink to say the hell with getting older!

by GhostFaceGirl May 4, 2005

skunk in the trunk

A term to refer to a corpse hidden in the back, or trunk, of a car.

"What's in there? A dead skunk in the trunk?"

by Dave January 30, 2004

skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...

dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night

by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008