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homie skittle

yo,wuz up homie skittle, wanna go to the mall.
by Holly Cochran December 29, 2007
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green skittles

Green skittles make one horney. Pop one in your mouth and smile.
by Amroc May 19, 2005
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Skittles and Pizza

When you nipples pop of your shirt.
“Bro look at his skittles and pizza!”
by malterrazas June 9, 2018
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Skittles Challenge

The Skittles challenge is an annual event that originated in the Rotherwas area of Hereford, UK, whereby males see how many skittles they can conceal inside their foreskin.

The origins of the skittles challenge are well documented inside Hereford Cathedral. Records of the first event, held a year after the confection became available to the people of Hereford in 1974, are kept inside of a crypt next to the equally as famous 'Mappa Mundi'.

For each attempt there needs to be an independent adjudicator present to count and confirm the amount of skittles that have been concealed. A sexual partner is preferable, as after the event they are rewarded with a taste sensation upon taking the member into their mouth.

Due to an unsavoury act of the 2010 event, there is now a rule in place that states all entries must be accompanied with video evidence of the event in full.
Sam: Hey Seb, how are you getting on with your preparations for this years Skittles Challenge?

Seb: Very well, I posted a personal best of 33 last Tuesday.

Sam: Impressive!

Seb: Afterwards, as Fi-Fi was fellating me, I remarked, 'ahhh..... taste the rainbow'

Sam : Haha, that's a well good quip!
by Drew.Peacock September 6, 2019
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Tittle Skittle

When you accidentally drop a Skittle into your cleavage
Girl 1: *drops Skittle into boobs*
Girl 2: Holy hell, you tittle skittled!
by Corora.Borealis March 12, 2018
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Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.
Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.
by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020
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blowin skittles

Is a sly way of saying "Blowing your load" or "ejaculating"
Dude last night was a sweet ride with that cute red head, I was totally blowin skittles all over her face! And I yelled taste the rainbow bitch!!!
by Grandmas cream pies November 21, 2016
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