Showming

A sexual act where couples visit new housing developments and have sexual intercourse in the developers show houses.

They were caught showming in the five bed executive attached show home

by Stuey75 May 12, 2019

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

special shopping buddy

(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.

Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.

Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.

by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010

Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.

I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.

by LowTideLow September 15, 2012

skin-showing

adjective showing a lot of skin especially for women.

These skin-showing performers are turning me on!

by passingbyurban October 27, 2013

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 18, 2009