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Double Shovel 

The Double shovel is a sex maneuver that is used when the vagina is to tight to fit your penis into. It is performed by using both hands to widen the opening of the vagina allowing you to enter.
Guy 1: Dude, you fucked April? I heard she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I had to use the double shovel to get in her.

chicken shovel

When a male, whilst making rigorous chicken wing-arm motions, makes sweet love to a person in an oral fashion. A chicken nugget is placed neatly upon the cock, and the phallus is shoved into the receiving end's mouth. Order up!
I wanted to tell her I love her, but instead I chose to give her the ole' chicken shovel
chicken shovel by Nuggetstealer September 13, 2017

blood shovel 

A type of tattoo needle,also known as a rake. This type of tattoo needle is commonly used for shading. It is made up of a several smaller needles aranged to resemble a rake often referred to as the "blood shovel" because of how much blood it draws when its used.
My tattoo is going fairly smooth,until she got out the blood shovel and boy did it hurt then!!!

southern snow shovel 

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.
southern snow shovel by Yank33 February 11, 2014

produce silence with a shovel 

To shut someone up by hitting them. Doesn't really distinguish between knocking someone down, knocking them out, and killing them
In a worst-case scenario, I'll have no choice but to produce silence with a shovel.

new york shovel 

When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.
girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!
new york shovel by issamemario January 2, 2019