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SHITMOUTH

A common oral condition frequently caused by the consumption of alcohol. It is believed that falling asleep with the correct concentration of carbohydrates and alcohol in the mouth putrefy while one is asleep and when one awakens the breath and taste of the mouth resembles that of feces which is distinctly different than morning breath or halitosis. Easily prevented by brushing before bed or quickly remedied by mouthwash shitmouth is well known to many a college student.
by kapran December 18, 2021
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Oi look it’s lil shitmick
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Oi look it’s lil shitmick
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shipum

The horrendous act of defecting, urinating, and ejaculating simultaneously during an intimate heavy moment which soul bonds the immediate surrounding beings and entities. Kind of like a burpsnart.
"yeah bro, I was getting a blumkin and I started pissing while I climaxed and shit myself. She made me Shipum so hard." "OMFG, he made me squirt but I shit myself and he called it a shipum."
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Shitmixing

Shitmix or Shitmixing is a fetish for mixing you and your significant others shit together and then doing whatever with it (just generally having a good time with it).
"Hey, babe. Wanna try shitmixing?" Dan Shitmixing
"I wanna go home" - The Babe
"God I need to a girl/boyfriend to shitmix with." - Brandon Shitmixing
"There aint nothing on the planet better than shitmixing." - Dan Shitmixing
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Shitmits

It basically meansshit it’s”
“Shitmits earth day! And I’m sick so what do I do?!”
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shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid
dave is a fucking shitmonkey
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