Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food

"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades

by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007

shitting bricks

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out

man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad

by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019

shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.

Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.

by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006