shortbread

a bitch who is short and annoying

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''

by danielishot January 25, 2023

Shithead

Another form of the word "Dumbass." Something to call your dumb friend.

She is the resident Shithead of our sacred community-"The Illuminati"

by hell-ena February 22, 2023

shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.

Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.

by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023

Shithead

A Mexican.

Wow, I can't believe how unpleasant that Shithead is. Shithead's gonna Shithead.

by Constant00 June 16, 2023

shithead

A conjoined word, usually used in a derogatory or insulting manner.

Person 1: "This world should not make you a bad person, everyone has been through rough shit, it's up to everyone to choose how they act upon other people, so yeah u can be judged for being a dick no matter what."
Person 2: "societycel"
Person 3 (towards Person 2): "shithead"

by phantomzzz July 14, 2023

Shithead

Someone who causes trouble but play victim when things don't go their way like being confronted for their own actions.

That Shithead has everyone following him just because I stood up to him for what he did.

by This Randomer August 1, 2023

Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023