I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

by themillennial January 1, 2019

swallowing the stones

To suck on the testicles of a man.

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones

by uberrf January 5, 2008

bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

by H Dubs May 15, 2008

baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.

i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!

by russland September 10, 2010

european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.

"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".

My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.

by Lindsay October 6, 2003

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008