Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!

by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008

all-seeing eye

1) A god-like eye that sees all and knows all, i.e. Big Brother.

2) The Eye of Sauron or the Eye of Providence, used derisively as a symbol of domestic surveillance, government conspiracy, or total information awareness.

Spotting the security camera domes, I felt the all-seeing eye looking at me.

by Man Machine January 1, 2009

seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.

Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."

by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010

Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006

selina

selina is the kindest, smartest, shyest girl you will ever meet. she falls for guys easily and is really sensitive. she's a great friend with a rocking body

Oh my god, she is such a selina!

by im_a_person_who_exists_989 July 1, 2019

Seini

A sweet teenager who is very independent can sometimes be rude and moody but mostly a really kind girl. Shes so fit and all the boys fall in love with her at first glance. She has the most amazing friends and has a great overall life. Her family is really supportive and love her. Shes got blue eyes with long blonde hair. She loves animals but some insects scare her.

look its seini!
Oh yes thats the popular girl
Im jelous, wish i was her.

by Seini October 11, 2020

seeing each other

when the guy doesnt have the balls to tell the girl he only wants to have fun, and doesnt want a relationship, so he tells the girl they are 'seeing eachother'

girl- whats going on with us then?
guy- erm, im not ready for a relationship...
girl- then what do you want?
guy- why dont we just see each other for a while and see how it goes?
girl- so were seeing each other?
guy- yeah

by hanhan2100 December 7, 2012