Self-Potato

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

Self-Deprecation

Making fun of oneself for entertainment. It's usually done by people who are depressed, but you shouldn't just assume.

Self-Deprecation is such a common form of humor, even Urban Dictionary itself does it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude July 2, 2015

self blow

act where man sucks his own dick

"Keith got bored and gave himself a self blow and recorded for the hub

by severebadbreath July 15, 2020

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008

self confidence

someone who is really confident in who they are and what they do. they love either themselves or something they are apart of and aren't afraid to show it

wow! you can tell that she's from Centerville because she has so much self confidence and is way too high in herself and thinks she's the best

by urgay1234567 February 18, 2020

self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010