Scrumble

An obviously fake and staged fight, mostly preformed at schools.

He just said that was a fight but that was more of a Scrumble if you ask me.

by ItsPB February 8, 2023

Scrumble Bumble

A late 90s Television Show on Public Access that no one remembers. It starred 3 bees, Butch, Bart and Barry Bumble on their quest for inclusion! The most famous episode involves International Women's Day where an audience member asks to talk about "Women's Wrongs" instead of rights. In response, Bart Bumble choke slams him into the pavement and the uncut version has Butch Bumble putting him on a meathook and being beaten by a pinata by Bart and Barry.

Dude remember Scrumble Bumble?

Shut the fuck up

by Cragma March 15, 2023

Scrumbler

The scrumbler is a word that can be described as pure bliss, or to describe a cute scrumbly cat. The scrumbler is of unbelievable power

“Wow that cat is pretty scrumbly” “that is the scrumbler!”

by Vladimir moose March 25, 2023

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Scrambled Porn

If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.

You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.

Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.

I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.

by BigMayMay August 4, 2024

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024