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black scope

almost like a quickscope but except you don't see the crosshairs a little.
guy - hey dude I just black scope 3 guys!
by pelonpelorico October 3, 2013
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Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo
I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!
by JunkyardJimbo88 May 27, 2005
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Scorpulate

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
by Austin "Banal" Boyd July 27, 2008
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The scorpion

when a female lays on a couch or bed in the spread eagle position with her butt slightly in the air so that the male may mount her in a gargoyle position so that the bottom of their thighs are touching. He may the begin to penetrate downward almost like a scorpion.
Guy 1: Hey, did you have fun with Lisa?

Guy 2: Yeah man, we did the scorpion right there on my futon!
by Shane O'c January 26, 2011
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Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.
Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.
by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011
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Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.
That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.
by Psychojazz October 1, 2006
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Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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