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schnitzer

Commonly used to denote an iconic trio. The term can also be used to display mischief in a family setting accompanied with violence, yelling, and social issues.

A person that bangs a lot of chicks.
1) My son is crazy with his two friends! When they're together they become a schnitzer!
2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
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by !___! August 29, 2018
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Schnitzeled

When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.
As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.
by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018
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rippin schwitz

Short for "Ripping Auschwitz" which progressed from the original phrase "Ripping Ass". The act of letting a nasty juicy fart loose.
Damn Al's been rippin schwitz all night must have been the bistec especiale
by Cheezemonger April 12, 2017
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Dirty Schnitzel

When you finger someones ass and wipe it on their upper lip leaving a Hitler stash on their lip.
"Donny gave me a dirty schnitzel last night at German fest."
by WankyWanda June 28, 2021
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schlitzer

a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33
yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.
by jkitty13 December 7, 2010
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Schnitzel Fritz

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.
That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.
by kungfoojedi July 6, 2015
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Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.
HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day
by eynal May 9, 2019
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