whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish

Mundo is whale shark triggered.

by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017

thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach

Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks

by thumbsharkhater456 November 25, 2017

rim shark

Someone who frequently gives rim jobs and loves the taste of rims.

Saw Ryan yesterday, that guy is a total rim shark.

by DanielChoked May 10, 2018

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.

(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?

by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018

mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.

Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.

by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019

Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.

Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?

by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020

virus shark

a very very very very very very very awesome and swag baller movie that is very awesome and swag greatest cinematic master movie i have ever laid my eyes on pls wat h rn truly so wonderful and wonderful and can watch on myflixer.to so please i beg of you pretty pretty pretty please give a look for wonderful awesome swag movie please

person 1: whoa did you see that awesome swag ballering movie yet?!
person 2: what movie talking about silly?!2
person 1: the great awesome virus shark movie ohmygoodness please give a watch rn

by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021