A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
by muddledaction September 25, 2012
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
by Jordan22 June 02, 2006