Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.

Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.

by JayForRunner April 8, 2021

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens

Did u see his cocktail sausage

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

sausage sanga

aussie slang for a sausage in bread

"I just went to Bunnings didn't go in just got me a sausage sanga"

"you comin' round s'arvo for a cold one and a sausage sanga"

by aussieslytherin05 November 23, 2018

Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013