santa sack

A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.

Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.

by Professor Dean Gullberry December 3, 2014

Santa

Fat ass who thinks flying around and breaking into people’s houses to give them presents is ok. He wears a red suit that’s size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL and has elves and reindeers as his slaves to take him places so he doesn’t have to walk. He makes them work all year round which is worst than how hitler treated the Jews(minus the killing part).He eats milk and cookies 24/7 and still manages to squeeze himself into the tiny ass sleigh.

Damn look at that whale, oh never mind that is Santa.

by fishinglover15 December 9, 2017

Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

The United Holy Church of Santa

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

Santa Rosa High

A legit school, brings in kids from all over for its artquest program. Know as one of the most bitchen and easiest schools in sanoma county. Its pretty hard to find someone who doesnt drink or smoke the ganj. Terrible color combo that all the freshys and preps make their wardrobes out of. Basicly the best school around, not for sports

"Dude, did you know that chick over there smokes weed?"
"Duh dude, this is santa rosa high, even the artquest peeps party hardy."

by Nor cali stoner February 11, 2010

santa baby

santa baby... hurry down the chimney tonight!!!!!!!!!

p2 intro song... hilarious... get on that

santa baby

by brookes June 14, 2008

Santa Monica

Hip artistic enclave, more moneyed than poor now where poverty, commercialism and materialism meet to shock L.A

Funkiest and most urban beach community in America

by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003