The acutely painful taint punch delivered to an unfortunate perineum, that happens after "falling off the top," during intercourse performed in the "Cowgirl" position or any of it's variations. Also occurs as a result of misplacing oneself during a lap dance.
OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE STRIP CLUB:
Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."
Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"
Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."
Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"
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Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
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Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.
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Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!
Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
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Get the saddle a fresh horse mug.Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
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