a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
Get the Salami Smugglermug. by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
Get the Diesel Coated Salami Piratemug. Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.
by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025
Get the Traumy salamimug. by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
Get the Floridian Frozen Salamimug. by SalamiKing341 October 18, 2023
Get the Harami in the salamimug. by Sizit November 16, 2020
Get the salami sweetheartmug. Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
Get the Salami Vortexmug.