hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 04, 2003
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hershey squirt

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).

2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.

3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)

fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 06, 2005
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anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole
by Coles collective wisdom January 29, 2016
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 02, 2008
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Pony Squirts

by Xamire January 17, 2010
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poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.
Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"
by Senior El Bopo July 25, 2009
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Meat Squirts

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.
WoW Corey ! sure looks like that meat you just ate gave you some hardcore meat squirts !
by Meat slurper February 09, 2011
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