Salutations amicable homosapien

The greatest intelligence flex known to mankind. It translates to “Hi friendly person”. Saying this will impress all your friends and finally win over your crush and make you the most popular person ever.

Warning, possible side affects may occur:
-You will become a Shakespeare kinny

PERSON ONE: “Salutations amicable homosapien!”
PERSON TWO: “Was that even English?”

by flour March 9, 2022

Fat Kid Salute

The fat kid salute occurs when a person lifts a bag (chips, candy, popcorn, etc.) above their head so as to dump the remaining crumbs into their mouth. The salute is something that all fat kids recognize and should be used to unite fat kids everywhere.

I gave a good old fat kid salute to finish off my family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Heavy D In The Limousine June 13, 2013

waist line salute

Showing a sexy woman your patriotism with a fully erect penis.

Wow! You are so fine that I am giving you a waist line salute. Not like that other skank whom couldn't get half mast from me.

by halfdollar1 July 18, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

boy scout salute

While fingering a lady with your pointer finger and middle finger, you insert your ring finger in her bum.

While making out with my lady friend I gave her the old Boy Scout salute.

by GG the happy clown September 23, 2013

Marine Corps Salute

The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!

Every time I walk into a Camp Pendelton latrine, some dude gives me the Marine Corps Salute!

by USAF Cadet October 14, 2020

Ye-ho Salute

A hand gesture that starts like a normal salute, but when moving the hand down it is slid behind the back and the person giving the salute yells "YE-HO" (This is seen as an insult). It is also sometimes shortened to "Ye-ho".

That guy just Ye-ho saluted me!
or
That guy just Ye-hoed me!

by Bob Vila and the Vilets April 4, 2008