Satandamn

What Christians say instead of Goddamn.

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!

by Kenjitheninja January 28, 2007

Satan's BBQ

A threesome with the ratio of 3:0, defined as 3 guys to 0 girls.

Gary: So what're we going to do us three guys all alone?
David: Lets have a Satan's BBQ, I'll fire up the grill.

by Maokip June 20, 2009

SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

satan kink

When a person is so obsessed with Satan they’ll go as far as to fuck Satan (a.k.a daddy Satan)

“I have such a Satan kink, I mean Satan could fuck me all the way to hell

by Satanicdaddy May 15, 2018

satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007

Satan

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005