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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
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Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.
by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018
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Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.
Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?
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Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.
Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider
by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019
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Bloody coke river

When she is on her period and you Put a shot glass with coca cola in it inside her and drink the shot glass contents out of a straw
I let jack do a bloody coke river In me last night
by Jackie Chan mf February 24, 2021
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River

River is an incredible human!!!

The best lil sibling u will ever have!!
They have a great taste in movies and music and are such a vibe to hang out with!!!
If u ever meet a River never let them go because they will stick with u for life!
River’s hair looks amazing in those braids
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