OCD Rituals

Some OCD rituals include:
Having everything symmetrical

Needing everything to be a certain way
Feeling like you aren’t in control of your actions

Getting obsessed over one little thing

OCD really stinks, just look at all the little OCD rituals some people have to go through.

by Harry Potter love May 1, 2018

Cult Ritual

A ritualistic curse that Taylor Swift performs to make her enemies flop on the charts.

Taylor Swift performed a cult ritual to make Katy Perry flop with success, as Witness was a disaster.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.

Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!

by Viguple September 20, 2021

Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.

My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!

by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009