Rita

A 85 year old fat ass who is FRIENDS (wink wink) with Helene Fischer

Hey are you okay?

Not really, a Rita just screamed at me because I didn't let her sit down.

by Penelopefreebush November 4, 2013

Rosie and a Rita

Rosie refers to cockney rhyming slang - rosie lea which means cup of tea, rita is also another female name with the same first letter which if said in a cockney(working class london) accent sounds like reefer.who doesnt enjoy this wanderful combination?

'Ive had such a crap day at work'
'A rosie and a rita will sort you right out'

by eeba February 8, 2009

Ritard

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

by Henk43MPO December 1, 2010

Rita

A "grandma" name.

Grandma Rita, you forgot to put in your teeth again!

by effme April 16, 2009

Rita Ora

THE BEST SINGER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Rita ora has the best vocals in the music industry.

by heartyloverita June 3, 2020

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

by Banana Phone up the butt December 29, 2009

Rita

Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name.

She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃

but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺

"dude look at rita, i think she got a new 𝐊𝕆Ňᵍ!"

"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."

"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"

"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"

"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"

by haihelloelloluvbyeokillleave April 4, 2021