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relief shower

Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.
"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."
by OhSoAle January 7, 2010
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Religiocrisy

A hybrid of "Religion" and "Hypocrisy" which describes the tendency for religious zealots to be huge hypocrites.

As Dan Savage has pointed out, anytime you see someone (usually a politician or religious figure) going apeshit about the sanctity of marriage and the threat of the homosexual agenda you can pretty much bet on that person being a closet homosexual, BDSM aficionado, or serial cheater. That person is guilty of Religiocrisy.
Did you see that Ted Haggard started preaching again? I can't believe such Religiocrisy is allowed to continue.

See also George Rekers lift my luggage , Mark Sanford Hiking the appalachian trail, Larry Craig Wide Stance and so on.
by FlyinBelgian August 14, 2010
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relaxing hero

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.
-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!
by xsquooshx January 26, 2011
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Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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Relatory

A great way of failing on english (if you are portuguese) and you ment to say REPORT (aka, relatório in portuguese).
Guy 1: So I heard you like doin' your relatory.
Guy 2: No, dude, it's pronounced REPORT.
Guy 1: OH....right...
by b1ackmateria April 22, 2011
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Relill

the merging of the word relax and chill, can be used as either a adjective or verb.

to breeze or chill. happens alot when people are high and u relill whilst watching ur friends do cunt or reysole
Guys all high in the basement:
Dude RELILL and check out jerry he's high a a mo'fucka and hes doing shit again. (verb)

Im just here relilling. (adjective)
by Beyenne March 21, 2008
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Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
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