it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Quality time

A woman's way of saying she wants to do something other than have sex. This is typical in relationships where the male is unavailable emotionally due to another relationship, but the woman requesting quality time constantly seeks more for her own validation.

"Babe, can we schedule some quality time to watch a movie or something? "

by Hawaiian realist September 10, 2021

Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

by daveid42 July 28, 2012

Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read

by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011

numa numa quality

used to describe an bit rate even worse than 144p
(Inspired by 2017 classic, numa numa by Gary Brolsma)

nah nah
bro got that numa numa quality

by Raylaxen May 18, 2023

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.

America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.

by Jenab6 February 3, 2024