Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.

"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"

by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022

Purse Carrier

A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.

Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.

by alphamale68 December 19, 2009

silk purse

A man's ballsac shaved or waxed to be made hairless. Usually done to please a woman or another man.

He thought the silk purse would really turn me on, but I just thought it was weird.

by Wanda F. September 16, 2007

nether purse

the scrotum, the male genitalia.

His nether purse is large and plentiful.

by Daniel J Sterpenheimer November 30, 2006

Prison Purse

A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.

"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018

tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Silk Purse

The act of pulling the scrotum skin overtop of the penis and nuts. Doing this correctly it should be shiny and resemble a silk purse.

TONY DANZA!!! silk purse

by ajmeeh6842 December 21, 2009