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pube muppet

The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??

Fuck me hard u pube muppet.
by Lisa January 25, 2005
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pube

A single strand of hair from the pubic region. Characteristically curly and smelly.
MOM! There's a pube on my toothbrush again!
by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003
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puberty

What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.
by darien not prep September 25, 2005
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Pubescent

Jim's pubescent florescence is a turn on for gay ravers.
by The Goathole September 5, 2011
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Yeti pubes

The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018
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Reverse Puberty

The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.
Evan just underwent reverse puberty and now he's pedobait.
by REEDRDS September 28, 2015
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pube

An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.
The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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