Pub Rules

When you agree to meet someone or take a trip with them while drinking you have 24 hours to reneg.

Remember how I said I’d go to India with you last night? Pub rules!

by Mastwebber June 12, 2018

pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023

Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.

That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.

by Bodywatcher July 24, 2015

sell pub

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

Pub

Someone in remedial classes in jr. high or high school.

That dude flunked Algebra 1. Now you know he’s in pub math. He’s pub.

by E. Nash January 6, 2024

Gastro-Pub

A bar and grill that snobby d!ckheads like to over hype and touch tips in. A cleaner and more expensive Applebees/Chilis/ TGIF.

Them: “you wanna go to the gastro-pub?”
Me:” If I wanted to spend 100$ at a bar and grill I’d just go to Applebees and make some single moms night”
Them:”fair enough”

by Holdenmanutz May 15, 2024

Bubbas Pub

A local fly by night kind of bar located in LA County. In this bar there’s always people talking shit… especially the cascade boys. The local sheriff is always packing his 6 shooter and breaking up fights and grabbing blondes phone numbers. This bar is the the IRS’s worst nightmare.

Hey sheriff, you want to go to bubbas pub and get shitfaced?

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 3, 2023