protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga July 29, 2005

protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

proteinz

A term used by bodybuilders on internet forums that refers to their sperm.

She was begging for more of my proteinz.

by CaliRage November 2, 2009

Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.

Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.

by FooProtein September 10, 2011

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012

protean lesbian

1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males

2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion

3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible

person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"

by sheezy402 December 23, 2011