professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

profit shit

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.

Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!

by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011

Profoundly Stoned

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

by sgtkm July 9, 2011

Professionalist

A person who is professionally challenged.
+ Challenged with obstacles in life but still managing to overcome them.

I may have brain damage, but that doesn't stop me from achieving my frequent succession. To summarize, I am professionally challenged / a professionalist. - CWSPablitoJ

by CWSPablitoJ May 28, 2023

Classroom Professional

Students who only attend classes and never use what they learn.
Primarily used in a Dance school enviroment, this can also be applied to many other types of schools.

Rob: When are Jake and Jill going to the Salsa club and use what they spent so much money to learn?

Roy: Never! They're classroom professionals. They wouldn't know what to do when they got there.

by Tebroc Eleek October 11, 2006

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

Pedo Profile

A person on a social networking website (i.e. facebook, myspace) who adds good looking women, or men, and has no profile picture or information, but chats with you.

Dude, look at this random chick that added me. She has such a pedo profile going on, but let me see what she wants.

by pink is the new black October 21, 2010