A derogatory term for a man who is thoughtless, credulous, and loves cheap and untrue sensationalism.
by Morning Leader September 12, 2017
To taco press is a slang term for the act of a woman placing her vagina on someone's forehead.
To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.
To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.
by Merfairvampire Ange May 10, 2011
A yet unknown sexual practice coined by Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show fame that somehow involves coffee.
Kevin: Why do they sell coffee at the Hustler store?
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.
Olivia: You don't wanna know, it ain't for drinkin'...
Kevin: I get it.
Olivia: ... What's it for, then?
Kevin: French Pressing? Could be a move, I dunno, Urban Dictionary it. I'll add it tonight.
Too slow, motherfucker.
by ToriRose February 09, 2010
An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
by Mobius67 November 16, 2009
by matt schafer January 14, 2006
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
Masturbating, to jerk off
by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019