Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010

posted down

to relax; usually alone

P. Diddy was posted down at his crib the other night.

by seymour nipps April 12, 2010

postbellum

after a war, especially the American Civil War.

The writer was born in the postbellum era.

by uttam maharjan January 27, 2012

four poster polka

A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.

I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.

by poppy86 December 14, 2008

poster-child

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

by David SB June 3, 2008

Postie

A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.

Have you seen Peter today?

No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!

by Predro April 29, 2010

e-pistle

An excessively long e-mail, giving unnecessary information or unsolicited advice.

"My dad always writes really long emails telling me what to do, they're like e-pistles of St. Paul!"

by witz April 20, 2007