shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007

poot slap

poot:the women's vagina. slap: a hard smack. poot slap:to smack a women's vagina

dude did you see me poot slap that chick?

by zacH Nowicki January 5, 2006

rootie poot

Term used to describe an effeminate fag. Sometimes used with an extra "poot" as in rootie poot poot!

You can tell by the way he walks that he's a rootie poot!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

tootie poot

when yo tootie poots same as quief

THAT WAS MY TOOTIE NOT MY BOOTIE BITCH!
is often heard when a male blames a female for pooting during sex, when it is actually her tootie. OKAY THEN

by licialox July 25, 2003

poot looter

See turd burgling ass monkey.

by Slacker May 20, 2003

poot ba

a weird word you can use at random at anytime just to be retarded.

Me: What's for lunch?
Weirdo: Poot ba!

by uncle joe mc doodles July 16, 2009

mouth-pooted

Burp; Belch

Person 1: Did you just burp?
Person 2: No, I mouth-pooted

by itssweeney March 24, 2009