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Proletariat Freedom Index

A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."
Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners
that tom pooley, hes a lad
by s.Rai March 4, 2010
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funky poulet

An upperclass version of the funky chicken! Only to be danced to the tune of moulin rouge
An upperclass version of the funky chicken - therefore funky poulet is grabbing ones ankle with ones hand and pumping it whilst saluting with ones other hand
by Schnitzx October 16, 2013
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A proletarian revolution

Female self gratification in which the masterbater overthrows her bourgeoisie undergarments using her working class fingers.
While trundling along the cobbled end of Oxford Street on the top deck of the 94 towards Acton Green she secretly set in motion a proletarian revolution.
by 15Pen15 December 4, 2017
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Crip Poulet

A pinch to the part of the arm under the bicep. (Between shoulder and elbow).One must say the words « Crip Poulet » in a high voice when giving the pinch.
Terry:« CRIP POULET ! » John: « Ouch! What the fuck Terry! »
by Ron Axam June 5, 2018
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Mark Poole

Somebody who likes to experiment with objects in their booty
Woah, look at that mark poole, he has a cell phone up his anus
by Stonerking51 May 3, 2019
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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