When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
Get the Pooches gooches revengemug. A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.
Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
by platinumskies March 26, 2009
Get the Kick-able poochmug. To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo January 9, 2008
Get the screwed the pooch and knocked it upmug. To screw it up
by G-L-O-R-I-A March 6, 2018
Get the you really fucked the pooch on that onemug. by Jup01 May 26, 2020
Get the Freon poochmug. A POOCH is a man with a strong and handsome body who has been aura farming for many years whilst making sure to attend lots of Lily Phillips meet and jeets. A POOCH is always very fond of a cugno with their passionate love making abilities ruining friendships and relationships of other. A POOCH loves to read SMUT and listen to 432 HZ in his free time.
by Sam's worst Nightmare February 13, 2025
Get the POOCHmug. 