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Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.
Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.
by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022
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Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers
I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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Plop and Shop

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
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Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment
by MP3R February 18, 2022
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Alpha Plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"
by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 15, 2021
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Plop

verb. To sit or lie down in a heavy or careless way.
To fuck.

To take a shit.

To inhale/devour a meal quickly
"Plop er down"= to have sex with
Seaver plopped down on the couch to take a nap after he was finished plopping on some lukewarm Stripes breakfast tacos and ploppin some nuggets on the commode.
by katy lauderdale June 16, 2021
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Plop my dong

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005
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