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Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.
Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.
by polowordsmith January 16, 2017
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Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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plumbers lollipop

A plumbers lollipop is when a male sticks his penis in a woman’s ass, then proceeds to maker her suck his penis
Jimmy “hey Deloris, want a PLUMBERS LOLLIPOP?” Deloris “ew no your so weird, why would anyone want a PLUMBERS LILLIPOP?”.
by ChanDaMan05 June 15, 2024
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plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack
The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol
by Rottenrog November 1, 2018
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Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
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Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.
"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."
by Fry January 23, 2017
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