shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

Pistol Bitch

Someone who mercilesslt caps anyone from across a mutilplayer map on HALO, doing so without warning and without provocation.

Chances are that you know them, and chances are thay you hate them.

Shit fuck, who just pistol bitched me?

Whos the pistol bitch?

by Cole March 8, 2004

The Pistol

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.

by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009

South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

pistons

Basketball team that kicks ass

The Detroit Pistons are the greatest team around

by Josh123456789 March 30, 2007

SOCOM pistol

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

by Stan April 11, 2006

moose pistol

1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

by MooseyMoose September 12, 2006