milky pirate

a pirate that drinks alot of milk, and he gets from place to place in a peddle boat.

Beware ze milky pirate, beware ze milky pirate.

by driscoll January 11, 2007

pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

by Samson III December 28, 2005

pirate vision

When you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.

Tom: Hey Kev, how did you get home last night?

Kev: I was so fucked i had to use pirate vision.

by Q Nash October 11, 2016

Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

Jelly Pirate

A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.

Let's go see Jelly Pirate

by mothermccree June 2, 2010

Snow pirate

A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn

Jacobs girlfriend was a snow pirate at the party last night

by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020

Anus Pirate

Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.

Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!

by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009