An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
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by josh February 9, 2005
Get the pineapple upside down pedro mug.A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal meth with the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have become popular with bridge and tunnel kids all over the North Eastern USA, and Upper Hutt. The drug is produced in clan labs by a somewhat hazardous process including the reduction of fake V1agr4 (mostly obtained from spamvertised websites) with lithium from mobile phone batteries.
by Rich d'Rich May 1, 2008
Get the rave pineapple mug.After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.
Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt
I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
by johnny pineappleass November 1, 2012
Get the Pineapple Butt mug.Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good
by I like pineapple on pizza July 13, 2020
Get the Pineapple on pizza mug.When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!
A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"
B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"
A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"
A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
by S Pocka March 17, 2010
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